Monday, June 29, 2009

Devin Thomas Changes Name to Devin Eleven, Moves in With Jason Campbell

June 29-Ashburn, VA-With the start of training camp rapidly approaching the big news out of Redskins camp today came off the field with the announcement that Devin Thomas, the second year receiver for the Redskins, has changed his name to Devin Eleven and moved into Jason Campbell's house in preparation for training camp.

Thomas denies that this was in any way motivated or inspired by the antics of Bengals wideout Chad Ochocinco. "I have been trying to change my name to Devin Eleven for years now," Thomas said, "Problem was I just hired some crappy lawyer off the internet and man did he screw the paper work up. Nobody knows this but in the past year I have legally been Devin Poopybrains, Devin Uno Uno, and Devin Abdul-Jabbar. I am glad that my name has finally been changed to Devin Eleven and I can focus on having a big season and being more popular than a slurpee in the summertime. Oh hell yeah."

"I like it, I think its hot," says quarterback and now roommate Jason Campbell. "It has such good flow to it. On another note, if he don't start taking his trash out and stop farting he is gonna be having all sorts of problems."


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