June 29-New York-Sports Illustrated just announced that four years from Thursday will be the Where Are They Now edition featuring Wily Mo "Trapzilla" Pena. The man who had a brief an injury filled career for the Washington Nationals despite displaying an enormous amount of power and very little ability to use it.
"He could hit a ball very far," said disgraced general manager Jim Bowden. "But he didn't hit the ball very often, that's for damn sure. We'll chalk that one up to my bad."
Since being cut in spring training 2009 by the Washington Nationals, Pena has been cut by the Mets AAA affiliate in Norfolk and then fell off the face of the earth. Although it would be very hard for a person with traps like that not to be noticed wherever he went he has certainly managed to accomplish it.
Sources tell the DC SportsDay that he has moved to Miami and now lives under the alias of "Papi," but DC SportsDay has been unable to conifrm these reports.
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