June 28-Raljon, MD-Joe Gibbs Racing today announced that it will be expanding its racing teams from NASCAR to Segways starting in 2010. The annoucement came Sunday for no particualr reason at FedEX field in front of a large crowd of onlookers leaving a nearby church after Sunday services.
"Segway racing is the next big thing and we want to be in on the ground floor," an ecstatic Gibbs said. The press conference failed to address the seemlingly major hurdle, which is a lack of a professional Segway racing league circuit, racing tournaments, or really anything more formal than two weirdos that own them racing around a parking lot.
When asked about these potential problems in his plan, Gibbs seem unfazed and possibly drunk. "We are gonna race these things like there ain't no tomorrow. I will race you, your neighbor, your whole family, I don't care."
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