Friday, June 26, 2009

Wil Nieves is Going to Punch the Next Person that says, "Who? Wil Nieves"

June 27-Baltimore, MD-In a press release before today's game between the Baltimore Orioles and Washington Nationals, the Nationals, fearing safety of innocent fans, issued a press release urging people not to ask Wil Nieves who he is. The root of this problem is from a commercial of MASN defining moments featuring Wil Nieves hitting a walk off home run against the Chicago Cubs and being moderated by a weird guy with a moustache.

"Not only is the commercial very annoying, but it is aired literally every commerical break on MASN," said team president Stan Kasten. "It is really starting to wear on Wil and the whole Nationals family, we are just trying to nip this situation in the bud before it gets blown out of proportion."

"It is really grinding on him, anytime a question is asked he is on edge, fearing someone is making a bad joke again," said fellow catcher Josh Bard. "I feel for him, that man in the moustache is really haunting him."

1 comments:

  1. When these guys are his celebrity look-a-likes, "George" can haunt anyone.

    http://deacondrake.blogspot.com/2009/07/you-may-not-have-known-who-wil-nieves.html

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