Willie Harris Spotted Without Enormous Dip In

June 27-Baltimore, MD-During the game today between the Washington Nationals and the Baltimore Orioles, Nationals utility man Willie Harris was spotted without an enormous dip in his mouth for the first time ever in public.

The reaction of the public and teammates was a consensus, everyone was stunned. "Nah papi, you lying," teammate Jesus Colome said in shock. Bubba Sparxx who for some odd reason was in the stands for this game said,"Man, now people are gonna start to question whether he is a true talent or just a redneck substance abuse addict."

Shock resonanted throughout the country as this news spread. "Impossible," said Cairo, Georgia and Willie's former coach Preston McIntosh. "The press is just trying to make something when there ain't no other news out there."