Nick Johnson Briefly Detained for Dirty Things

July 6-Denver-Washington Nationals first baseman Nick Johnson was briefly detained by police in the Denver airport on his way to play the Colorado Rockies because police said he had a striking resemblance to a pedophile that was wanted.  

"The resemblance was uncanny," said Denver police Lieutenant Nigel Babcock.  "We apologize to Mr. Johnson and got it correct pretty quickly but even he admitted that the dude looked like him.  Our bad."

"I mean look at the dude, I'm surprised this does not happen every road trip," said teammate Ronnie Belliard.  "Good guy, heart of gold, mustache of a pedophile."