November 4, 2009, Washington, DC-Given the recent drop in attendance at Nationals Park and given the paltry fan base, the US Census Bureau announced today that Nats Town is no longer considered a town and will now be referred to as Nats Village.
"It is purely a numbers game," said US Census supervisor Ted Tree. "This is not a political decision. There are no other factors that go into this other then actual population." The US Census Bureau did not eliminate the possibility that Nats Village could again become Nats Town if a population boom were to occur.
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