Wednesday, November 4, 2009

With Sign Ban, Skins Fans Turn to Fat People

November 4, Landover, MD-As Redskins fan have let the new sign ban sink in, many are thinking of new ways to get their message to the tv cameras and to Dan Snyder and have thought of a creative solution, the use of fat men with no shirts. Fat men have long been a tradition at football games in the history of the NFL and particularly in the Hog Pit in the stands at FedEX field, but this would be a unique point in the history of the league.

The plan, paint your message on to the body of a fat man and have him be in the park with no shirt on. "Genius," said longtime skins fan Albert Bream. "I have been dying to tell Snyder that I want to hang him by his underpants from the upper deck and that was suppose to be what my sign was for. Now I will just use my brother in law."

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